THE WHALE'S SONG

(All graphics & audios courtesy from various Google E-sources)

It's common to think of us as the largest, biggest, breathing warm-blooded on earth...

We're the cetacean mammal by nature

but we're also the soft-spoken animal on this planet.

We've travel vast continents looking for happiness...

The home we're looking for is divine...

From the top of the surface to the the darkest of the ocean...

We've experiences... Unsatisfying...

But why?... 

Because we're restricted to the same routes all over again...

For centuries this is only our safest journey to the great beyond...

We entered your fictional fairy tales but yet none of it is truth...

Yes... We're reaching there...

By your help structured the world...

Your realist it altering our fate...

To loose our concerned we speak through the heart...

This is our manner...

This is our song...

HAPPY

We jump to the surfaces for joy...

We swim merrily when we saw you captivated...

You swim besides us and we show gracious...

We flapped our flippers waving you appreciation...

We're the giants but you're the GREATEST...

But then... You kind surely vary...

Next day is different convert by your commission...

We're your victim of your desire...

When we belief sorrow, or when we feeling depress or lost...

We strained this voices to impress our tone for mercy...

SAD

When we saw what you attempt,

We deliver ourselves and solemn.

Harpooned our heart,

Triggered our life...

We did nothing but pray...

Cut us into pieces,

 Looking for pleasant...

We're not mean-spirited,

We're just humble...

We give in and you claim,

We're generous as we're honest...

Your science's blurring us,

We navigated to the shore and pin...

You come wiping us looking for forgiveness?

As it was already too late as we're submitted...

As your realize... We don't judged your role...

Regretfully we never intend to defend...

We just impress our motion by melody...

This is our last song...

ENDING...

We're reaching to the terminal...

We've accomplishing what you've arranged...

No... You're not winning because this isn't glory...

This is a faith for us as you're our superior...

Guiding us wherever you choice...

Our path committing different way will soon adjoined ultimately...

Thank you for all your support...

Good bye...

The ocean is lesser now without our sentience...

Listen to our sigh...

THE BUNNY MISTAKES

Rabbit or Hare...

Two of the same species living in burrowed underground as their natural habits...

The family of Leporidae having long ears and short tails; One of the most beautiful creatures

that still exist on Earth, adorable, charming, soft and pure as an excellent desirable

raised for domesticated pets or as warm companion...

So do you want to raise a rabbit as a pet? THINK AGAIN!

Be aware and read this article more... 

This is some shocking statement about the leaping creature we should know about

before we proceed to the Pet's Shop... It could be alarming or it's just 

sensational theories but strongly advises that this is a true facts, knowledgeable

questions and answers we should considered about the Rabbit's Tales...

(Credits pictures from various cutest websites)

For running with tortoise...

Everybody knows about the folktale considered the race between these two wayward animals...

Because of the lack of sleep and proud boast the rabbit outmatched

by the slackly turtle and lost the race...

The moral of the story here is to get enough slumbers before doing anything physically active... 

For being cute and adorable...

Everyone want to pinch them, hugging them and carried them on their lap...

So much of criminal cases had been reported about the wrongdoing involving

the crimes of passion, fatal attraction and stolen property because of their gracefulness...

For being too much ears...

We do know they have so many enemies... 

But was it practical using it ear lobe as a comfort blanket?

Do they listen in every words we speak and make demands of it?

Can they hear off our own heart's beat and jump for conclusion?

It position of the ears is critical to notice us whereabouts and leap away if we come near...

A truth fact that if we grab the rabbit by it ears it will become paralyze...

Now it's become a series of competition by the breeders to show which bunnies has the elongated ears...

For being so fluffy...

Angora Rabbit... Is this the front? or the rear portion?

My,my... Oh my... What happen if it covered all over the softy skin?

It become a furball! The softy fur is crucial to keep body heat or coldness from varying weather...

Can you guess which side is which whenever they in trances, sleep or be aware of us looking in resent?

Never turn your rabbit into guinea pig and started put it in a crystal rubber ball!

For twitching it nose...

Do they always get itchy nose? Or are we too smelly that make them twitchy all the time?

This is an uncontrollable manner that need to be understand and solved quickly so it will

not become a unpleasant habit... A uncertain research had disclose that this act of doing

is may be irritated scent by our distinguish strong odor...

For eating the orange carrots...

Every munchies is counts by it bucktooth...

Craving for this deep orange edible root is a must diet for every lapin creatures...

An edible hyper-carotene that will never turn them to orange color

no matter how much they consume it...

As pure vegetarian make them an easy target put to blame

for any crop's disaster...

But too much sources of carotene can make your wabbit inflated...

For hopping around...

Why don't they remain calms for just a moment?

Why must they bouncing around like the spikes's scattered all over the place?...

Try to catch them while they're hop around and you'll certainly caught a backpain in a several minutes...

Someone should tell them that the Earth's safe and firm as to not to get nervous all the time...

For wobbling it bushy tail...

Sometime we do get curious during observing their

They're not like the dog waggling it tail and drooling if in excited...

Maybe they using it as a common tactic to trick the predator

but not likely for losing it such as the lizard's tail...

Never mistaken it tail for a cotton wool...

For thumping the hind leg...

Rabbit's hind leg that look so... erm... sexy?

A reflexive activities that's need to be questionable...

Scrubbing their furs with the hind leg is a normal behavior to 

brush off entangle fur or irritating blood-sucking bugs...

What about other reason need to be explain?Such as moral attitudes?

Is there any affection involves during their seeking for mate?

See this famous footage for an answer...

For being the Magician's pet...

What with rabbit with top hat? Why is it usually the white one to be fit inside and 

choose as the main course? (in a manner of entrance; NOT as a dishes)

Maybe there is some kind of entrances to steal the spotlight whenever it appear on stage...

So magic and rabbit are equal in charms and bewitches to the audiences...

For having so many stripes and colors...

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They're not a fabric pattern that we can choose on...

But we experimenting it anyway by altered it DNA and attempt to mold it as cute as possible...

As adorable as it may be this is the God's loving creature...

Do not undergo it to justify our need for greed and flaunting...

Let it come naturally and be grateful for what we received...

For being delivery too much...

Between the species of rabbit and rat there're so many different... Except the urge to bred...

They could multiplied in vast quantities and populated the Earth in no time...

A control reproductive has to be applied before they become overpopulation

and invaded in every homes...

Remember the Gremlin's tales?...

Rabbit's holes... They dug up the soil in vast area as to not be misled as the minefields...

For being too famous and characteristic design...

They have been displays,express and portrays in so many medium we lost count of their true natures...

They don't even need the publicity and promotion given but we provided it anyway...

But why we still choose them as a mascot or amusing animal as our trade product?

Only for those mature enough...

From the finest clothing line into the world of showbiz...

They've been manipulated, exploited, extravaganza , put into displays

by us great ideas... And they aren't even welcomed it anyway...

Please understand they're just a gentle herbivore need to pampers and loves all the time...

The glowing red eyes shown no mercy...

The question is... Are you prepared to accept the responsibilities and burden to pet it?

So keep your Rabbit's foot for safeluck and never pick your rabbit by it ears

so it face won't stretch and make an odd fixed looking at you... Be fond.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME...

Rich cat.....                                                                                         Poor cat.....             .  

Between you and me... There's a gap... 

We live in two different world and yet we're relatively so close...

Among us there's a hollow between wealth and poverty...

You... Were borne cherished with lavish and lot of love...

Instead of me... Left scattered purring for compassion and a sanity to survive...

You... Dwelled in luxuries furnish and privileged homage...

While me... Living in the slums quiver in pain and a reason to live...

You... Milking from the finest nourishments made of the best product...

As for me... Striving to endure a single drop of pure as everyday is a hunger day...

And You... Feasting your exquisite caviar anytime you desire by...

While me.. Devouring the rotten maggots and trash pile as my only treat...

You... Feed under the chandelier lights consorted by the mozart's sound...

While me... Gulping in horrible manners flickering by of a bright moon shine...

You... Playing with rubber toys from the most distinguish brand...

While me... Chasing by furious dogs looking for boney tail day by day...

You... Grooming by expertises treatment from head to toes...

While me...Licking myself up from skinrash disease with the fly infested in my blood...

You... Travel in highest standard surrounded by luxurious comforts...

And me... Wanders into aimless land searching for peace till my paws worn off...

You... Sleep on silk blanket pampered by comfortable pillow...

While me... Sheltered under the dumpster trying to escape from the falling rain...

You... Wiggling your tail looking attractive showing off who is the master...

While me... Bow my head down whenever a superior approach....

You... Walks with arrogant and prides escorted by loyalty guards...

While me...  Hide and seek hunted by ferocious mammals seeking for my flesh...

You... Will be remembered with carved tombstone written as graceful companion...

But me... Dumped in the rubble buried in dirt till my body run dry...

You and I... Are very much different...

And yet... We are equal in every right...

Forgives for my envy... But I watch you everyday...

What if  we could trade places for just one day...

You couldn't be me but I would be you...

If you could find the answer... What would your excuses?

Are you saying our fate's had been sealed?

PANDAMONIUM

A father Panda teach his recently birth baby pandas 

about harsh lessons living captives in the Zoo...

(Credited pictures from various E-sources)

Let me get this straight... In order to survive and eat we must performs some duties...

I'll teach you some manners about dwelling in here whether you like it or not but it's crucial...

This's where we lives and this's where we belong no matter what the course...

There's a several  rules to obliges before you facing the real world... Here's to recites...

Rule number 1: Act cool and calm...

This's your first time coming out in the open... You both will be suprise

of what you'll encounter and may get too excited... I want you two to get

in line behind of me and follow my steps... There'll be a lot of flashing and

screaming when the human seeing you... Don't get too involved as they're

just thrilled watching us movements... That's what human erratic behaviours!...

Rule number 2: Act cute and adorable...

Peoples loves viewing us acting eccentric and peculiar manners...

I do not know why but we too can be mean and fierce creature...

So long as they don't throw anything harmful or mocking us we should be good...

Do be cautious that they're only looking for selfish entertainment...

Rule number 3: Playing clumsy and stooges...

Do not show too much of our perfect postures...

Stumble a little or blunders will make them laughed at us...

But don't act silly or confused as they might think we're a fool!

Just act mildly so the peoples will smiles and profound of us...

Rule number 4: Waves and staring at the audiences...

Pretend that they're gazing at us expecting to be notice...

Socialize with them but don't get too close as they may think 

we want to provoking them and banish them away... 

That's their nature always intend for worst before realize who's trespassing...

Rule number 5: Sleep only when day gone by...

When you feeling tired try not to doze off too much...

It's a 9 to 5 job and we don't get responses if we slept all day...

Don't show them we're easily get exhausted or lazy

as we're energetic and active herbivorous mammal esthetic appear...

Rule number 6: Eat all you can eat!

Our food nutrition is beneficial for our healthy living...

We can only digest a rare kind of bamboo leaf that's hard to obtain nowadays...

Those people working here keep us in balance diet and feed us occasionally...

Keep your healthiness by eating regularly and finish your privilege foods...

Rule number 7: Do the wrestling moves!

Yessss!... Keep it up sons as the people's watching us pathetically!...

Once a while do the rolling,twist and turns so they'll be amuse...

By showing our agilities and strength they would think twice to offends us!

As I do remembered there's a picture show expressing us as a great warrior!

Rule number 8: Showing mercy...

Your eyes is very important!... 

When they're looking at you they wanted to see tender and loving care...

This's crucial as our food supplied comes from their financial gain... The more we begs

the more we get luxuries and wealthy food you can even imagine!... Do that frequently!

Baby Panda: It's so hard mom... I don't want to live in here!...

Why can't they let us go free? We should be borne in the wild and live happily in the wood!

Mummy Panda: Be patient my dear son... Living in the free jungle doesn't mean you're secure...

There's so much hazardous than you knew out there that may risking our lives...

Beside... We got effortless provided with free nutritious foods everyday!

And lastly remember my sons... This's all strictly for business and nothing more...

We gain profits from our performing and they provides us comforts that we deliver...

Although we restrained from moving elsewhere but we do share caring in common hearts...

Be gentle with prides and faithful hopes to accept all of this as our grateful home... 

And today I regards you both blessed as our newest members of Pandamonium Family!

THAT'S MY BOYS!

THE ROACH MISSION

A theory predicted that  if the world in nuclear war, Nothing could withstand 

the radioactive casualties except the insect cockroach... 

The theory that's now been address by all the cockroaches all over the world...

The theory's now become matter of fact and a reason to make it all happen...

A soldier roach and it general begin a discussion to conquer the world...

By eliminating all the human using their own weapon of mass destruction...

General Roach: Are you ready for this mission son? It may be a one way

ticket to hell if you want my advise... You can back out now if you want to...

Soldier Roach: I am born for this job sir... They squashed all my family...

They smoked the house killing all my siblings and relatives... 

Lucky me still egging in my shell Sir... When I hatch it was already too late... 

Now you see Sir why I'm perfect for this mission...

General Roach: Read your classified instruction before you proceed...

Our evolution depend on your antennaes my son...

Good luck son... And Godspeed...

Our intelligents've intercepted and reclaimed their most confidential files...

The human has developed a nuclear weapon all over the land and it's ready

to activate. Your mission is to find their 'Main Button',and launch all the missiles

at once. Remember it must be RED and look like a MUSHROOM BUTTON.

Proceed to their silo base about 50km from our nesting ground.

The route to follow has been included in this files.

If they captured you and chop-off your head... Don't say anything for 3 days.

This information'll self-destruct in 10 seconds. EMBARK NOW.

The Nuke Base...

Soldier Roach promoted Captain reporting:

I've reach the base. The station look calm and quiet...

They trying to stop me with electrical fences to no avail. 

They didn't aware that we've the ability to fly or bored the ground.

It's their steps that I should worried about...

I'm crawling to the main door and continue as planned.

Operation still secure and active. Roach Out.

The Nuke Control Centre...

Soldier Roach promoted Captain reporting continue:

I've arrived at the main point...

No one look suspicious to walk over me.

They look obviously busy to find a way killing their own species...

Sometimes I feel we should waited for them doing this for their own...

Roach Out and proceed further.

They obliterated my life... Squashing my species without pity...

They sprayed repellent on us wherever they confronted us!

But we evolve everytime and become stronger and smarter...

Now it's their time to meet their DOOM!

This is it! This is the main course of human extinction!

The red mushroom button that'll end it all!

One little click and the world goes 'BALOOKA!'

Say your prayer SC*M!

'Click'

The Launch...

Soldier Roach promoted Captain reporting continue:

All the missiles have been launch!

The human panicking in terror looking for 'Fail Button'.

They didn't know I've chewed it off before I push the 'Red Button'...

Guess it'll be my dinner for tonight!

THE MISSION HAS ACCOMPLISH!

Meet you at the usual place...

The World from above...

See the destruction of the humankind...

The catastrophic was so great it ended all living matter...

Including all the creations from centuries none still intact...

And all the cockroaches cheering for their ultimate glory!

The final meeting...

General Roach: You have done it my son! Now the World

belong to our once more... We're the dominant from now on!

Captain Roach: I couldn't have done it without your and everyone

support Sir... You've blessed me for succeeded of this mission... 

General Roach: You'll be honored and ranks among the heroes...

But... You do realize that we have nothing left... Everything has been

perished including our preserved food supplies except our own life?

Captain Roach: I think right now we should thought about our victory

Sir... And celebrate with our kind before we move on... THE WORLD IS OUR!

General Roach: You're right my dear son... Come let us jubilate whatever left...

To think now we living in deserted land with nothing more but sands... Come...

Captain Roach: We could think of something else Sir... We don't need the

human to develop our World... We'll survive...

General Roach: Yes... With nothing except scorching heat and sands...

Captain Roach: Sir?...

General Roach: With nothing to eat except turn ourself cannibal once more...

Captain Roach: Pardon me Sir?...

General Roach: I really miss that pancake the human make... But now...

Captain Roach: SIR!

The End.

MAMA? WHERE ARE YOU?...

Stories of 3 different life searching for their own precious mother...

(Dedicated to my mom who is always there when I needed you...

Thinking of you everyday...)

(Credited pictures from various E-sources)

STORY 1: Baby Turtles...

By the time I cracked my shell... You're already gone...

Mama... Since you left me embedded here...
I've to crawl my way out of the darkness showering by the glory blue skies...
The sands lit in my eyes but I do tasted the sadness from your tears...
The pain and agony you've been trough to bear us buried sealing our fate...
I've to learn by myself to move forward and discover the enchanted world...
Our instincts tell us to keep pushing until we touch the gentle sea...

The race of triumph minus the checker flag...

We race each others gallantly blundering until we reach the shore...
It was so cold and deep but the ocean gives us hopes and destiny...
We've to learn to swim and to choose our foods before we serves...
We've to know our enemies by our own awareness...
It's hard to live if you not around to course us but we managed...

Swimming and stroking into the strange new world...

Mama... I'm looking for you Mama... Wherever you may be...
Diving into the deep freezing sea, swaying by the great coral reefs...
I'll find you...

STORY 2: Baby seal...

Be cute and fluffy as possible for the snap momento...

Mama!Mama!... I'm calling you Mama!... Why didn't you answer?
Where're you Mama ? Why can't I found you cuddling me?
Why did I was left stranded here unattended by my own?
Suddenly you and all the others herd dives to the sea leaving me behind?
Isolated here in the foreign vast land without guardian...

The white paws's looking for pillows to hibernate...

The white paws is stalking at me Mama!... It licking it mouth gazing at me!
My flippers is hurting trying to move away from this jagged rocks...
I'm so scared to be alone drenched in long cold winter...
Don't abandon me helplessly crying for you ever again...
As I needed you companion guiding me to become just like you...

STORY 3: Us...

Mama?...

Why did you left me here?... I've come here to see the world
but instead all I see is awful and horrible smell...
Am I belong to this part of filths reality?
Who'll give me solaces and comfort that I deserves?

Mama... I'm scare... The bugs bites me and wouldn't leave me alone...
They're juicing my blood and it hurt really bad and inching all over my body...
Please help me... I need you badly as I can't do it myself...
Morally support my existences as a token of gratitudes...

Mama... I'm hungry for your lactose...
Please caress and tender me softly and sing lullaby for me...
Hug me as I need you warm and gentle touch...
Kiss me dearly with your loves because I'm one of you...

I'll cry for you forgiveness... I thanks for you for giving me a brief life...
Please do it right before I meet our Supreme... That's my last wish...
I forgive you... If you've the soul heart...