THE CAT'S AGENDA...

(Credited pictures from various sources)

Mummified cat - Since ancient times we're highly regard
as the workshipper's gates for eternity toward afterlife...

Various Cats... Our glorious species ranging by our whiskers...

During the Middle era we have been cursed as the witch's companion...

This were the grief periods for us...
The peoples condemned to wipes us all
by diminished our existent...
To their horror by extinguished us they have unleashed
the rodents to spread and infested all of them with black plague
that perished nearly half the people of western Europe...

As you see... You do need us after all...
DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN!

The Black Plague epidemic...

We are the felines mammal with thick soft fur and
multicolored pattern or spots that you could adore...

Our whisker function as sensory against any danger
or threat regardless make us look good...

Our ears and eyes is much more advance and sensitive than your...
Sadly we are colored blind...

We can purr and miauw but since unable to roar...
For no reasons as you're already in our command...

We can lickwashes ourselves as you known
we're morally pure despite fear of water...

Legend says we have 9 lives... Actually we only need 2
to survive as for food and play...

Since we had becomes the domesticated cat there
have been some error and faulty about our behaviors...

Here it is some of our activities that may have misguided you:

Cat Hunt... Do not provoking us...
We are known as silent killer and slick attack...

My ability to ambushed you
infront of your eyes without notice...

I warn you to evoke us or face our paw!

Chasing the light... WE ARE NOT STUPID!...
We only shown our agility and skill
for you to be astounded of...
Shove the light to your face as you

will know the reasons why...

Cat Hiding... We're not hiding... We're waiting
opportunity to surprises you...
Given you the gestures that you would always
obedience to us...

Jumping around... We're showing you that
you can't withstand our capability...

We are mocking you and yet
you amuse and entertain by us...

Cat Nap... Notice when you called us

we didn't comply the very first time?...
Cause we surely know that you would submit
to us when we make the call...
We had all the time in our life...

Cat licks... Your hand full of germs...
I've been told you that we're purely clean
type of animal...
unfortunately addicted to your caress...

Cat sleep on laps...You are our natural heat
resource for god sake!...
Now do your job rub our fur!

Doing business... Don't you know?...
We are marking our territory
so nothing can barge in?...
You and you family are in our to be
serve and protect...

Cat scratching...
Again we marked our territory...
Which one would you prefer other than this?

The comfy couch or your precious mahogany wood furniture?

Puss 'N' D Boots... This kind of cat
make our reputations looks bad...
We never beg and will never ever
showing those mercy eyes!
................... did we?

DEFINITIONS OF CAT VOICE:

MIAOW... Give our food... Don't make me ask twice...

MIAAUOOWW... I'm not in feline mood... Give our food or accept the consequences...

MIAAOOR?... We don't understand you... Give our food while your 're
eating infront of us... Be fair and square...

PURRR... Rub my fur... Be gentle and do exactly as I say...

What?... Cat got your tongue?... A misinterpretation words as we are only
after your brain your knucklehead!

Curiousity killed the cat?... Hmmph!... I fond
to explore into any enchanted region...

If I'm lost... I can find my way back home
using my very own scent...
No matter how far... How long does it takes...
Eventually I'm destined to make my own destiny...

Cat lost... Lose me or your money?...