FROG CALLING THE RAIN (KATAK PANGGIL HUJAN)

There has been no rainfall for 6 days... Kermit the frog interviewed various species of frogs to questions what is happening and their opinions...

(Credited various species of frogs from various E-sources)
(Credited Kermit The Frog from Sesame Street Character)


It has been for 6 days now... For 6 days not a single drop...
Not even a single cloud of nimbus... Terrestrial are getting worried...
The earth is drying and every living is wondering about drought...
Nothing can withstands the vapor and scorching heat forever...

Let us meet one of inhabits whose lifespan is essential to water...
One of the remarkable creature ever lives on earth...
The species of tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs
for leaping; semi aquatic and mundane territory...
Maybe it's our last hopes to determine the truth behind all this venture...

First let us review about their life circle and form...
From the beginning of birth to adulthood in the right order...



Now let us meet one of the ever fabulous, the green gel,
The puppet master of words! The one and only!...
Anchored to you my friend!...

Hi! I'm KERMIT THE FROG bring to you live from one of the living pond
near your homes... Here we have varieties of amphibian living here from
small tadpole to sludge and slime, stumps and bloats...
They have all gathered here for the ceremony performing live singing
choir to bring back our sacred binary into our conditional life...
LET US MAKE SOME NOISE!

Before we begin... I like to interview some of the participants over here
crowded spot and amassed their thoughts...


Kermit: What do you think sir about this unconditional weather?
Royal Frog: It's hopeless... I say, Have you ever bred on sereness?... It's hard
and lumpy... Our skin dry out more than we can reform...
I say... We can certainly sing and perform our royal duty...
HAIL TO THE QUEEN!

Kermit: Now that blue blood!... You there sir, Can you give us any thought
about this unpleasant event?...
Green Frog: I come here to remind the human...
We're not helpless as they may think...
We even sacrificed our own skin to analyzed their toxic materials...
We eat the larvae and mosquitoes that bugging and killing them for God sake!
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US?!!!... Sorry... I'm getting emotional....


Kermit: I wouldn't blamed you if you scorned like that...
Back to the topic... You there sir the bulky big red eyes have an opinion to us?
Red Eyes: I got this to say... My eyes is watering... But it's dry out!... You see,
I don't have much fluid left in me... So PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE bring back
the rain...

Kermit: We could do much help sir...
I recommend you using 'MUDGUARD' sir...
They all can't take it much longer... The leaping getting pushy and higher...
But let me try other impressions before the ceremony...


Kermit: You sir looking more wisely... Can you give us some thoughts?
Wisely: Look at us here now... In crowded place, sweltering and humid...
We're desperate for changed!... RESTORE BACK OUR NATURE or we will march
and blocking your roads until you restrained to move!... (I-I'm... getting a stroke...)
Kermit: You'll be 'FLAT' sir... I advise you to stay calm and remain still... MEDIC!


Now we travel far away from our domain to our beloved historical rainforest
to meet one of our rareest and glorious species in moistest kingdom!
THE AMAZON FROG!

Kermit: Honor to meet you sir... Can you please give us
some regard about this arid weather?
Amazon Frog: Our ancestor have lives in this jungle for thousands years...
Never we experiences this dryness and suffering of dehydration...
They cut and plundered our trees for building roads without rational!...
The dried out our lakes to filled up their dams!
our environment is ruin forever...
IT'S THE HUMAN FAULT!

Tree Frog: Can I add up?... I like to give some of my thought...
The trees is our life... Without it we certainly perish...
Our predators will surely prey us easy... We are doomed...
DON'T CRY FOR US IF WE EXTINCT ETERNALLY...
Kermit: Sorry to hear that... I hope they're listening and be wary...

We leaping back to our dear pond for some other beliefs before
the live ceremony of hope to established back our nature...

Kermit: Here with me a bunch of froggies happily to give some
of their piece of mind... Your guys have any word of advice?
Frog 1: We don't mind you kissing us looking for prince...
But captured us for your bouncing race?!... Certainly a NO!NO!...
Frog 2: I'm shy to admit it... But you human did kiss me... TWICE!
Frog 3: We're slime and we're rough... But we says it out LOUD!...
We're not CANCEROUS!
Frog 4: YO! HUMAN! Go back 'RAP*' your own places! YO!


Kermit: You sir... Why're you estranged from the other?
Poison Frog: You don't know us?... You certainly have to learned more...
With a drop of our slime we can easily bring down an elephant!...
Our skin colored is a warning gift for others whose intend to gulping us...
Unfortunately the human is already aware of us... How losses...


Kermit: What about you sir?... Aren't you feeling a little awkward
performing this juridical duty? Beside cradling in the mud all day?...
Toad: We're the TOAD mind you!... Our species is much more superior
than your slimy skin... We swallow rats, birds, snakes even you
if you dare mocking us! This weather is not our concern!...
Our appetites is much more crucial!...
Now begone now as we slurping this juicy Dragonfly... Nice arse by the way...

Kermit: Yes... Especially your hind legs... Now that is over,
Let me tell you about the Toads... HUMAN EAT THEM!...
Regardless of their massive brute and bulky...
And they sound horribly loud!... NEXT!


Kermit: You sir... Can you predict the future for this unstable weather?...
Predictor: Yes... If somebody up there is listening... The ground is cracking...
The river is dying... The deserts is growing... The animals in peril... WHY??...
It's THE HUMAN who is doing all the misdo...
The Hominidae should be blamed for this irresponsible act!...
Why're we too have to carry this burden?!...
Do we've to subdue everything that they devoured?
How can they commanded the Earth?!... This is ABSURD!
It's REALLY EXCRUCIATING!... I got nothing more to say...


Kermit: You sir... Our last salientian opinion before we begin the ceremony...
What do you think about this sudden climate change?
Orange Frog: Wha?.. Me?... I'm just following order...
I thought it was MATING SEASON!
Kermit: You're in the right place in the wrong guild my friend...

And for my last compliment... For you out there,
this is not happen just in here... It's all over the GLOBE!...
So help us joins flippers to HEAL THE WORLD for our own...

And now!... Without further a due... The live performing choir
from the amphibian group and performer... THE CHILLING POND!!!!

Rabit......... RabitRabitRabit... RABITRABITRABITRABITRABIT
RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!
RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT! RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT! RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!
RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!crock...RABIT!
RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!RABIT!RABIT! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK! CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK! CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK! CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK!CROCK! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK! RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!RABIT!CROCK!
RabitcrockRabitcrockRabitcrock... Rabit... crock....................................Rabit.


So help us God...
This is Kermit The Frog... Back to you viewer...

THE RIVER RAN DOWN

Sungai Congkak, Selangor

(Credited other pictures from various E-sources)


River,river ran deep... Where it flow nobody knows...
Please tell us your tales and your creation of wonders...


We're Earth's natural water stream since the beginning of lifes...
As your peoples exist our uses has been appended as your courier
from places to places before the ideas of roads...


We're the stream of life as we gives energy and health whoever needed...
We flowed freely from high places travel long distance presented with us
destiny and aliments until end of standstill... A neverending journey...


River,river of the Earth... Your great nature astounded us...
Your miracle and marvel favoured us with blessed privileges...
We are so grateful and deepest gratitude by your serving...


We're one of the essential elements of production for survival...
All the animal drinks our facility and all the trees
sips our nutrition as you included...
Some of them breds within us and some of them lives among us...


As times moves on, civilization populated beyond our nature...
Our valued seemingly decrease merely as dumped and wastes...
We are in ailment and sorrow beyond despair...

River,river of the Great Creation...
How are we to conjure...
Because of our behaviours and misbehave delinquently,
You become dismal and gloom?...


If we infested, we're to blamed as the tool
of spreading the death and disease...
You peoples corrupted us with wastes and pollutions...
We are dying... We're divine no more...
We're slowly become stagnant and murky...
Leaves us alone as you may... We may never return as pure...
Our great journey has end because of your ignorant...


River,river of tormented soul...
Please forgives us of your pain and misery...
For so long we lives in greed and negligent,
we only knew treachery manners...
We never learn... We never ceased... Until it's too late...

Sunlight cleaved among the trees
produced the illusion of sparkling diamonds...
The sand brittle, falling leaves dampened along the ridge...
Moistened rocks fortify upon washing pure cleanses...
Shallow crystal clear water swirl by a school of fishes,
Gently wave cruising into deep end...
And that was a long time ago...

ALIEN INVASION!

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(fdssf%^5TTTURN THE TRANSLATOR ON)...

GREETING EARTHLING!... WE ARE 'PODOKS'
FROM THE PLANET HGDS%%^J232HJ867^^%%5...

WE COME FAR AWAY FROM THE GALAXY JHK%72320)))))))
0000ffee THAT BEYOND YOUR KNOWLEDGES...

WE HAVE STUDIED YOU LIFES AND CULTURE
WITHOUT PREJUDICES...

WE COME AND GO AS WE PLEASED...
YOUR RADARS MECHANISM CANNOT DETECTS US...
WE HAVE COME INTO CONCLUSION THAT
THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOUR EXISTENCES!

AND WE'VE COME HERE TO INVADE YOUR PLANET!...
SURRENDER WITHOUT RESISTANT...

AS YOU MAY ASK WHY... YOUR ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS PLANET...

(Credited pictures from various E-sources)

The Earth...
We view your planet as in your word... 'BEAUTIFUL'...
It's sparkling in this dark universe...
We even wish to shrink it and fix your planet into our jewelry ring...

Nature... Your living planet giving richness...
Full of greenness and luxuries...
But you convey it back only ruinated...
You should deserve nothing...

Animals Eden... You should be thankful...

In our planet we are the only species...
There is no other... But here is varieties
of living forms sharing in harmonies...
But you're not appreciate it gracefully...
Given to us we will preserves it naturally without you...

Cutting trees... You're cutting down the trees
that given you breathe?... How ungrateful are you?
This commotion will developed landslides and deserts...
We will have to endures and restore
that you protect miserably...

Big City... What have you done?...

Why do you need this heat-combustion as your homes?...
It is not eternally safe-guard or resistances
and it will tumble you in later times...
Your creations is useless...
It's only bring you disaster and misery...

Traffic jam... Your created this machines as your transporter...
But at the same time it's killing you
with it puffing smoke as you're still using fossil fuel
that burned your lungs constantly...
You're destroying your own... For that we are grateful...

Crop circle... (as a sign) We have given you warning...
But you misinterpreted it as a sign of god...
Maybe we should have written it wisely with your limited brains...

War machines... Your War machines is useless against ours...
Our neutron ray is much more effective...
It only perished your creations and yours
but leaves earth's nature intact...
Your weapon of mass destruction is a shame...

Riot and Rally... You have your own freedom...
Free public speech and to achieved your own freewill...
You ruined it by breaking your own written rules
and created chaos as your last choose...

War disaster... It's beyond our believe by killing our own species...

For many centuries we had seen the feud between your own by
political incorrect or religions conquers...
Why did you never learn from your own sacred books?...
Doesn't it teach you all the good manners?

Eventually our tantalising conquest has been delay...
Some other things still puzzling us...
Our efforts and absolute could be in jeopardy if we progress our agenda ...
Somethings that we... afraid of... Something that obscure to us...

The Sea...
We can breathe your air, we can touch your soil...
But yet we can't immerse into your ocean water...
Our rugged skin will rot and dried while our spacecraft
will rust turned to dust... That's our enigma
for solutions that we fail to explore...

Solar Roof skylight...
Our sight is beyond your imagery...
It's like x-ray vision to you...
Our delicate sensitive lenses will burned
by your solar-reflector that you use...
You're using the sunlight as your energy sources
that functioning your homes...
For that you did some... good.

Smoke Factory... We have multiple lungs...
Even a single puffed could bring fatal to our wellness...
But your have been living with the grime everyday...
You've immune to it... We ever wonders...
How can you live with all that stinking vapors...

Your trees produced the oxygen, for you to breathe...
But you exhaled the carbon for the trees to live...
As I see it, you both involved each other... That I can't comprehend...
If we destroy you, the nature as well in perils... That we can't endure...
Maybe we should regenerated the reptile dinosaurs from your pre-historic era...
That's could save the day...

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UNLESS YOU CONVERTED... WE WILL BE BACK!
AT THIS MOMENT... EARTH'S STILL IN HOSTILE!...

TRANSMISSION END.

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