Monday, July 2, 2012

THE BUNNY MISTAKES

Rabbit or Hare...
Two of the same species living in burrowed underground as their natural habits...
The family of Leporidae having long ears and short tails; One of the most beautiful creatures
that still exist on Earth, adorable, charming, soft and pure as an excellent desirable
raised for domesticated pets or as warm companion...

So do you want to raise a rabbit as a pet? THINK AGAIN!
Be aware and read this article more... 

This is some shocking statement about the leaping creature we should know about
before we proceed to the Pet's Shop... It could be alarming or it's just 
sensational theories but strongly advises that this is a true facts, knowledgeable
questions and answers we should considered about the Rabbit's Tales...

(Credits pictures from various cutest websites)

For running with tortoise...
Everybody knows about the folktale considered the race between these two wayward animals...
Because of the lack of sleep and proud boast the rabbit outmatched
by the slackly turtle and lost the race...


The moral of the story here is to get enough slumbers before doing anything physically active... 

For being cute and adorable...

Everyone want to pinch them, hugging them and carried them on their lap...
So much of criminal cases had been reported about the wrongdoing involving
the crimes of passion, fatal attraction and stolen property because of their gracefulness...

For being too much ears...

We do know they have so many enemies... 
But was it practical using it ear lobe as a comfort blanket?
Do they listen in every words we speak and make demands of it?
Can they hear off our own heart's beat and jump for conclusion?
It position of the ears is critical to notice us whereabouts and leap away if we come near...
A truth fact that if we grab the rabbit by it ears it will become paralyze...
Now it's become a series of competition by the breeders to show which bunnies has the elongated ears...

For being so fluffy...
Angora Rabbit... Is this the front? or the rear portion?

My,my... Oh my... What happen if it covered all over the softy skin?
It become a furball! The softy fur is crucial to keep body heat or coldness from varying weather...
Can you guess which side is which whenever they in trances, sleep or be aware of us looking in resent?
Never turn your rabbit into guinea pig and started put it in a crystal rubber ball!

For twitching it nose...

Do they always get itchy nose? Or are we too smelly that make them twitchy all the time?
This is an uncontrollable manner that need to be understand and solved quickly so it will
not become a unpleasant habit... A uncertain research had disclose that this act of doing
is may be irritated scent by our distinguish strong odor...

For eating the orange carrots...

Every munchies is counts by it bucktooth...
Craving for this deep orange edible root is a must diet for every lapin creatures...
An edible hyper-carotene that will never turn them to orange color
no matter how much they consume it...
As pure vegetarian make them an easy target put to blame
for any crop's disaster...

But too much sources of carotene can make your wabbit inflated...

For hopping around...

Why don't they remain calms for just a moment?
Why must they bouncing around like the spikes's scattered all over the place?...
Try to catch them while they're hop around and you'll certainly caught a backpain in a several minutes...
Someone should tell them that the Earth's safe and firm as to not to get nervous all the time...

For wobbling it bushy tail...

Sometime we do get curious during observing their
They're not like the dog waggling it tail and drooling if in excited...
Maybe they using it as a common tactic to trick the predator
but not likely for losing it such as the lizard's tail...
Never mistaken it tail for a cotton wool...

For thumping the hind leg...
Rabbit's hind leg that look so... erm... sexy?

A reflexive activities that's need to be questionable...
Scrubbing their furs with the hind leg is a normal behavior to 
brush off entangle fur or irritating blood-sucking bugs...
What about other reason need to be explain?Such as moral attitudes?
Is there any affection involves during their seeking for mate?
See this famous footage for an answer...



For being the Magician's pet...

What with rabbit with top hat? Why is it usually the white one to be fit inside and 
choose as the main course? (in a manner of entrance; NOT as a dishes)
Maybe there is some kind of entrances to steal the spotlight whenever it appear on stage...
So magic and rabbit are equal in charms and bewitches to the audiences...

For having so many stripes and colors...
From rabbitsmarties.com

They're not a fabric pattern that we can choose on...
But we experimenting it anyway by altered it DNA and attempt to mold it as cute as possible...
As adorable as it may be this is the God's loving creature...
Do not undergo it to justify our need for greed and flaunting...
Let it come naturally and be grateful for what we received...

For being delivery too much...

Between the species of rabbit and rat there're so many different... Except the urge to bred...
They could multiplied in vast quantities and populated the Earth in no time...
A control reproductive has to be applied before they become overpopulation
and invaded in every homes...

Remember the Gremlin's tales?...

Rabbit's holes... They dug up the soil in vast area as to not be misled as the minefields...

For being too famous and characteristic design...


They have been displays,express and portrays in so many medium we lost count of their true natures...
They don't even need the publicity and promotion given but we provided it anyway...
But why we still choose them as a mascot or amusing animal as our trade product?

Only for those mature enough...

From the finest clothing line into the world of showbiz...
They've been manipulated, exploited, extravaganza , put into displays
by us great ideas... And they aren't even welcomed it anyway...
Please understand they're just a gentle herbivore need to pampers and loves all the time...

The glowing red eyes shown no mercy...

The question is... Are you prepared to accept the responsibilities and burden to pet it?
So keep your Rabbit's foot for safeluck and never pick your rabbit by it ears
so it face won't stretch and make an odd fixed looking at you... Be fond.


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