Thursday, June 30, 2011

NAUGHTY BOYS



Order in the house!... Order in the house!

In the matter of people versus the both of you I'm conducts a house trial 
for the charges of  being naughty and misbehaves toward other person's feeling...
The court is now on session!

The defendants please arise at will and speak up your names for the record!
I'm Muhd. Syahmir...
I'm Muhd. Syahmar...

You both can object at will if the charges too impressing for you...
You both can be entitled for defense if you needed one...
and witness shall be provide if necessary... Any objection? Good!
The trial may proceed!

Do you promises to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?
MySyahmir... I do... Do I?
MySyahmar... What's the truth exactly?

What's the relationship between the both of you?
We're both brother with the same parent...


(Credited other pictures from various E-sources)


Our first trial is about delinquent behavior...
Do you understands the natures of animals?
It is wild and untamed and very dangerous to get close by...
You can't pampers them eventhough it's look calm to be near by...



Do you know it's dangerous to climb into the freezer?
The freeze could topple on you with fatal consequences...
Ask your parent if you need anything and don't doing it by your own.


Do you obliged to do something unnecessary such as hitting your own body?
You could get a inner injuries or a headache for doing such improper act...
Your body is your own possession and take proper health cares for it...


Without proper protection it's still dangerous for playing such
games on the road or sport equipment that attached wheels...

MySyahmir... Objection! Were still kids! We need to play around!
Beside... It's fun cruising along the road before we attempt our own license!

Overruled! Before you reach puberty you must obey for what your
parent demanded because they knows better... Objection deny!



This's strictly untolerant as electricity is very lethal to address by...
You could get an electrical shocks and that mean sudden loss...
I authorize they'll be no compromising for such act!




Do you know it's illegal making a mess while you should be doing something useful?
There should be an enactment against vandalism toward natures...
I've set-up a verdict for anyone like you to be responsible and awareness guild...



Did you disapproved your mom's order to clean up your toys after playing?
Do you dishonored your parent order by doing otherwise?

MySyahmir... I object! I' still playing with it and doing coloring book at the same time!
MySyahmar... I need my milk now!

Silence in the house!... Be silence and still! 
The prosecution at rest...








The trial continues... 
We move on to the next aggressive behavior that's need to be attended by adults...


Water is a trade essential for our need in everyday lifetime...
But when it's become excessively it could create difficulty for us to contains...
We should be caution as avoid playing in the water when it's became deep and murky...

MySyahmir... I did not! We went to the swimming pool if we needed to relieves ourself...
MySyahmar... Yeah... Me too! I could learn how to swim and follow intructions for safety...



Sometimes children such as you become hyperactive and started picking a fight with one another...
It's necessary to preventing this overact by taking intensive measures...
The sentences is judges by following rules and guidances that's prior to ordinances...
Always listen to your parent advises and be obedience at the same time... Be a good boys...



You both may step down now... 
The house'll thank you for all your testimony and response during the trial...
The defendants shall note, that if they're both found guilty, 
the sentences will be in custody for limited time...
The verdicts will be at full responsibility mandatory and the convictions will be carried out at once...
I declare this house trial adjourned... For now.




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