PANDAMONIUM

A father Panda teach his recently birth baby pandas 

about harsh lessons living captives in the Zoo...

(Credited pictures from various E-sources)

Let me get this straight... In order to survive and eat we must performs some duties...

I'll teach you some manners about dwelling in here whether you like it or not but it's crucial...

This's where we lives and this's where we belong no matter what the course...

There's a several  rules to obliges before you facing the real world... Here's to recites...

Rule number 1: Act cool and calm...

This's your first time coming out in the open... You both will be suprise

of what you'll encounter and may get too excited... I want you two to get

in line behind of me and follow my steps... There'll be a lot of flashing and

screaming when the human seeing you... Don't get too involved as they're

just thrilled watching us movements... That's what human erratic behaviours!...

Rule number 2: Act cute and adorable...

Peoples loves viewing us acting eccentric and peculiar manners...

I do not know why but we too can be mean and fierce creature...

So long as they don't throw anything harmful or mocking us we should be good...

Do be cautious that they're only looking for selfish entertainment...

Rule number 3: Playing clumsy and stooges...

Do not show too much of our perfect postures...

Stumble a little or blunders will make them laughed at us...

But don't act silly or confused as they might think we're a fool!

Just act mildly so the peoples will smiles and profound of us...

Rule number 4: Waves and staring at the audiences...

Pretend that they're gazing at us expecting to be notice...

Socialize with them but don't get too close as they may think 

we want to provoking them and banish them away... 

That's their nature always intend for worst before realize who's trespassing...

Rule number 5: Sleep only when day gone by...

When you feeling tired try not to doze off too much...

It's a 9 to 5 job and we don't get responses if we slept all day...

Don't show them we're easily get exhausted or lazy

as we're energetic and active herbivorous mammal esthetic appear...

Rule number 6: Eat all you can eat!

Our food nutrition is beneficial for our healthy living...

We can only digest a rare kind of bamboo leaf that's hard to obtain nowadays...

Those people working here keep us in balance diet and feed us occasionally...

Keep your healthiness by eating regularly and finish your privilege foods...

Rule number 7: Do the wrestling moves!

Yessss!... Keep it up sons as the people's watching us pathetically!...

Once a while do the rolling,twist and turns so they'll be amuse...

By showing our agilities and strength they would think twice to offends us!

As I do remembered there's a picture show expressing us as a great warrior!

Rule number 8: Showing mercy...

Your eyes is very important!... 

When they're looking at you they wanted to see tender and loving care...

This's crucial as our food supplied comes from their financial gain... The more we begs

the more we get luxuries and wealthy food you can even imagine!... Do that frequently!

Baby Panda: It's so hard mom... I don't want to live in here!...

Why can't they let us go free? We should be borne in the wild and live happily in the wood!

Mummy Panda: Be patient my dear son... Living in the free jungle doesn't mean you're secure...

There's so much hazardous than you knew out there that may risking our lives...

Beside... We got effortless provided with free nutritious foods everyday!

And lastly remember my sons... This's all strictly for business and nothing more...

We gain profits from our performing and they provides us comforts that we deliver...

Although we restrained from moving elsewhere but we do share caring in common hearts...

Be gentle with prides and faithful hopes to accept all of this as our grateful home... 

And today I regards you both blessed as our newest members of Pandamonium Family!

THAT'S MY BOYS!